Be Good and Go To Heaven

We should want to go to Heaven as soon as possible to be Happy forever.
Let's assume we like Hamburgers and PIzza. Good Assumption.

So, if we eat a lot of Hamburgers and Pizza, we'll end up in Heaven sooner, rather than later.
Then we can be happy, praise the Lord, and have all the hamburgers and pizza we want.
Sounds like a Win-Win scenario.

But, lets now assume tht there is no Heaven,
then we've had a lot of them here, and enjoyed them here in this, the one and only life.

Again, Win, and then nothing..

But what if there is a Heaven and we Don't eat burgers and pizza.
Then we lose while on Earth, but win in Heaven.
So it's a
Lose, Win scenario.

Looks like the best way, to me, is to eat them here, and hope there is one after our time is done.
Just My Humble Opinion.